I am writing in response to one of your parties in which I was working behind the bar. As the bartender of a club with very diverse nights, I am consequently witness to a diverse number of crowds. And in my experience, I can only conclude that your crowd is, quite simply, wonderful. Never have I come across such a happy, friendly, and dare I say ecstatic group of punters.

Only too often I have customers who cannot even manage a smile, please or thank you to their tired and ragged bartender. However, the fly crowds were simply delightful in their manners and respect. They were neither so wasted that they broke or spilled glasses, nor disposed to complain about anything.On two separate occasions I had lovely young women telling me, “I’m sure you must be told this all the time, but you are so beautiful.” What a thing to hear having worked the last 6 hours without a break! Of course, talk is nothing when there’s no sound of a clink on the tip plate. Once again, your crowd did not fail, and I managed to pocket my largest ever takings of tips.

Lastly, I am to congratulate you on the very high standard of your DJs and their mixing. Having previously disposed of myself as hater of house music (the only other occasion I have enjoyed the genre was a set by Kaskade, who I believe is a fly friend!), but was very much converted after witnessing Ilya’s set on my break. Well done to all your DJs.